As the musk of rum disrupts the air
The buccaneers on rubber ducks appear

In a stormy sea of suds they sneer
Gruff be their tongues, scruffy their beards

“We swashbuckle through wash bubbles
for war we’ve come prepared.”

By their blunderbusses thunderous blare
You’ll sink to the plug of bundle up hair

“You’ll pay for what you have done to our captain.”
“You gave him a patch and handicapped him.”
“Now he hates the way he looks.”
“When one hand waves it waves a hook.”
“He can’t sashay or race on foot.”
“For one of his legs be made of wood.”

Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

“Another hog’s head you mateys,
and pour it quick.”

We sing a song of sunken ships
Of ale and rums, of drunken whims
We sing of shores with broken oars
From many men who rowed our course
Who could be the one in charge
Him with a beard black as his heart
He’ll scare the scales off any snook
The water closet king of crooks

“What have I done
What have I done?
Put a landlubber on lookout?”

“Haha c’mon yee squalid squids
Yee languid lobsters!

You scaleless fish skeletons, tail-end of salmon
You shallow-end sailors, you showerhead swivelers

Rrrrr”

“The canons are ready, and awaiting your
orders captain!”

“Good, very good.

This is your last chance,
C’mon and join us.”

“No.”

“Fools! Duck Knights, show them
the bottom of the bath.”

“Blast you, Canons fire!”

As the musk of rum disrupts the air
The buccaneers on rubber ducks appear
In a stormy sea of suds they sneer
As the musk of rum disrupts the air
As the musk of rum disrupts the air

“YO HO.”