“I’m just a donut hole
Momma says I’ll grow.
With sip sip sip
And a hm hm hm
Garden milk is good.”

“Gee Wiz Mr. Happler.”

“Don’t try and stop me!”

From Bagel Land to Table Manor
To the golden-paved road of Egg Yolk Scramblers
Where crape and pancake home’s damaged
As the lake of Day-Old Jam floods
Cause in our courts, plays a harpsichord
For one they shouldn’t roll the red carpet for.
“Where the Cruller King rules with his tomfoolery
And with his wrongdoings he had ruined neighboring kings”
“Do you know who the most noblest of donuts to ever take the throne is?”
“Why its you, your royal holeness”

Yes your majesty
Your majesty

The donut hole who seeks allies finds
A piece of quiche who beat the
Breakfast pizza pie slice.
Wheat and White Knight
Unsheathing thy knife
With buttered-blade
Cut away the
Evil Rye’s strikes.
And Lord Crescent and Prince Scone
Avenge the ten loaves of French toast
Tigertail donut like a Bengal cub
Know and the striped knight Sir Tangold-Up
And in battle ended the evil king’s reign
And the chambermaids sang:
“The Cruller King fell and the Jelly-Filled King
Return and with morning melody sings”

Yes your majesty
Your majesty

“All hail! Lord of the tigress tail, jelly fillings,
Critters of the Apple Fritter Forest
And the Crullers of the Bavarian Castle,
I present to you your king.”

“Here yee here yee
This powder peasant as shown great chivalry
And saved us along with our fellow kingdoms.
I now dub thee Sir Powdered Hole the Brave.”

“Thank you Mortimer, the bard will sing and he’ll strum,
You’ll be remembered in song
For many mornings to come.”